This squirrel stores secrets, caffeine, and maybe a minor vendetta. Nuts Remix is full-throttle forest energy, now with 100% more corduroy. Tan up top, safety-cone orange bill, electric blue mesh party in the back. This hat screams “I’m fine” in a way that says absolutely nothing is fine, and we’re into it.
It’s wired. It’s wild. It’s one acorn away from total chaos.